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HR: The Malaysians are Coming? By Harun Rashid 29/1/2002 11:55 am Tue |
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HR Worldview The Malaysians are Coming? by Harun Rashid Malaysia is sending a red-ribboned retinue to New York to beg or
borrow fresh funds in a bodies-for-booty barter. As bona fides the
Malaysians offer living if luke-warm tribute. To pry open the New
York coffers she offers her citizens, each a native Muslim, certified
to be incarcerated for a long stretch without trial, and whose names
are certain to be found among the opponent PAS party.
The arrests are offered as evidence that Malaysia, in the true
dictatorial tradition, has political stability. How many are enough? If
not fifty, how about 200? The supply is limitless. Malaysia has
terrorists everywhere; they are especially thick among the
intelligent, educated and courageous.
An international financial/consulting/brokerage firm, famous for
flexing a finger for a fee, is sponsoring the soiree, engaged to lend
a lid of respectability to the event. In addition to the regular
emolument for routine professional introduction services, and in
addition to printing and mailing the invitation list, they are expected
to say a word or two about the prospects for getting the principal
returned. If the sponsors do not say anything about the
creditworthiness of Malaysian bonds, they have already said
enough. If the financial firm-for-a-fee says the bonds have a truthful
politician?s chance of redemption, the bonds should be insurable
at a small extra charge through any large local insurance firm
offering that service. These transactions are routine, and known as
?insured bonds?. After the experience of soul-brothers Enron and
Argentina, Malaysia should expect no better than two finger white
glove treatment. Contrary to tropical torpor, New York money still has a sensitive
nose, terrorists or no terrorists. Malaysia?s prime minister may huff
and snort about the fact the Malaysian government puts its full faith
and credit behind the bonds, and that his say-so should be
enough. So said Argentina, and that guarantee subsequently
proved worthless. Some lenders might want concrete collateral as a more substantial
form of security. What collateral is there to offer? Any collateral of
value would be un-collectable. A view to finding legal remedy in
Malaysia lacks historical merit. Malaysian courts are always able
to find for the defendant when a case is brought against the
government?s interests. To be fair, the delegation should be
allowed to stand before the cameras and defend themselves in the
presence of a panel of inquisitive independent financial journalists.
The bonds themselves require close scrutiny. When a Malaysian
Ministry last went to London to arrange a $5 billion loan, crisp new
Malaysian bonds were offered as collateral. Routine verification
revealed the bonds were counterfeit. The scam was revealed by a
Malaysian newspaper. The editorial staff of the newspaper has
been fired, along with the cream of the reporters. There is, of
course, no offical connection between this exhibition of
investigative journalism and the newspaper's demise.
The investigation into how the officers of an official Malaysian
government ministry happened to offer up counterfeit bonds backed
by the full faith and credit of the Malaysian government has been
put behind the customary stone wall of official silence, to rest
quietly there along with piles of other matters also submitted to the
Malaysian Anti-Corruption Agency. The Malaysian ACA has not
been known to make a successful prosecution to date, although the
evidence of bribery and corruption spills from its files.
Hear ye, hear ye! Now comes an ally in the war against terrorism.
All rise.
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